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July 22, 2008 Leave a comment
"This is the first time I’ve worn this uniform that I wasn’t hung over"
-Ozzie Guillen who played for the White Sox from ‘85-97, on wearing throwback jerseys
from ‘83 during yesterday’s game against the Royals
July 17, 2008 Leave a comment
"That’s what I call Brett, ‘The Mississippi Hickey.’ John Madden’s lips
have been on Brett’s ass so long there’s a permanent hickey on Brett’s
right cheek. Greta Van Susteren put one on Brett’s left cheek earlier
this week with her lust filled interview."
-Jason Whitlock in an article demanding Packers’ GM Ted Thompson swallow his pride and take Favre back.
May 2, 2008 Leave a comment
“Statistics are like bikinis. They reveal a lot, but not everything.”
–Ron MacLean on a Hockey Night in Canada broadcast during this year’s NHL playoffs
April 30, 2008 Leave a comment
“Anytime you bring Michael Olowokandi on to your team, disaster is soon to follow.”
– Bill Walton
March 11, 2008 Leave a comment
"It’s pretty special being on this team and seeing him day in and day
out. Being able to watch it, the fans are probably watching the best
basketball player in the world. It’s arguable between him and Kobe
[Bryant], and I’m going to argue for him every day."
–
Cavs forward Wally Szczerbiak, on playing with LeBron James.
December 12, 2007 Leave a comment
Frank: "Who would you rather bone…Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?"
Billy: "Jack Nicholson now, or Jack Nicholson 1974?"
Frank: "74"
Billy: "…Meg Ryan"
-Billy Madison
December 11, 2007 1 Comment
"Am I the only one that wonders how he can still have a job after being
found guilty of sexual harassment. Plus he gets to be bad at his job.
Where do I sign up to be an NBA coach?"
–A sample from a SportsNation chat regarding Isiah Thomas and the Knicks.
October 5, 2007 Leave a comment
“Tonight we play with effort. Tonight we play with heart. Tonight we play for New York.”
–New York Rangers head coach Tom Renney delivering a pregame speech to his team before the playoffs last year.
October 4, 2007 Leave a comment
"Any time you expect a slugfest, you get a pitching duel"
-Rockies’ outfielder Matt Holiday
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