Big Names and No Game

News out of Bristol today is that the World Wide Leader has added two monstrous names to its NFL analyst lineup for this upcoming post-lockout season. The league’s best wide out and one of its greatest coaches, Jerry Rice and Bill Parcels have joined ESPN’s arsenal of football enthusiasts. I’m just perplexed as to how they are going to fill air time with this many guys. Also, how do the likes of Hugh Douglas and Antonio Pierce feel being relegated to the 1 am NFL Live slot with Mike Hill? Read more of this post

Weekend Roundup

If you did what this guy did this past weekend then you missed a great weekend in the sporting world. From Yanks-Sawx to Stevie Williams’ loud mouth, here were the seven most notable storylines and happenings from the weekend that was in sports: Read more of this post

Push It to the Limit

Two notable athletes did some notable pushing and shoving last night, and it caused one of them to end up in jail. Let’s start in Washington Heights where last night Minnesota Timberwolves forward Michael Beasley got into a heated altercation with a fan during a streetball game. Beasley was reppin’ for Team 914, a local Dyckman Park streetball squad who was facing off against Kevin Durant and his Team Nike. Naturally, the park was packed with a standing-room only crowd, with many fans climbing up fences and trees just to get a look at the action. Shit got real in the second half when Beasley started to chirp back at a group of fans who were heckling him. At one point, he was reported to have said “I get paid to do this!” Sick chirp, Mike. Anyways, Beasley decided to take his anger out on noted Dyckman frequenter Garland Quince, and approached Mr. Quince, placed a hand on his head, and shoved him. As Quince so eleqountly described it, “He just mushed me. He mushed me in my face.” Yo, G. Quince you just got mushed hard! The game was delayed for 10 minutes while security restrained a wild Beasley. Not everything went bad for the marijuana smokin’ Timberwolves forward as his team ended up beating KD’s squad 80-77. After the jump, check out what other athlete did some pushing to the wrong type of person and paid the price.  Read more of this post

TBC Breaking News: Randy Moss Retires

This just in off the wire: wide receiver Randy Moss (pictured at left) has decided to retire from professional football, according to the always reliable Adam Schefter (so if things turn out otherwise, you can go ahead and blame him). If this is actually the case, it marks the end of one of the most spectacular and drama-filled careers for a wide receiver in NFL history. Moss, 34, played 13 seasons in the NFL, caught 954 passes for 14,858 yards and 153 touchdowns. He holds the NFL single season touchdown reception record (23, set in 2007), and the NFL single-season touchdown reception record for a rookie (17, in 1998). And his personality and outspokenness were just as big as the numbers he put up, often to the detriment of his team. During the last game of the 2004 season, Moss walked off the field and into the locker room with two seconds remaining on the clock; he was widely criticized for quitting on his team, although he later stated that he felt as though the game was essentially over because he did not believe the Vikings would recover the onside kick. Then there was the infamous mooning incident at Lambeau Field in the 2004-2005 playoffs, for which he was fined $10,000 by the NFL. (In our view, the reaction by Joe Buck in the video clip was more of a disgrace than the actual incident itself.) Later that year, in an August 2005 interview with Bryant Gumbel, Moss admitted that he had smoked marijuana during his NFL career “every blue moon.” This comment drew widespread criticism from throughout the league, although Moss was not disciplined by the NFL. To say the least, Moss was one of the most entertaining receivers on and off the field throughout his NFL career. While it would not be at all surprising if he makes a comeback at some point during this season, for now, Randy Moss won’t be signing any more NFL contracts and will be instead paying his way through life with nothin’ but straight cash, homey.

TBC Breaking News: Hideki Irabu Dead at 42

Well the somber breaking news continues to steam into Creatures headquarters. We’ve just learned that former Yankees pitcher Hideki Irabu has been found dead at his California home. Irabu was 42. The police are investigating the cause of death, and at this time it is believed that Irabu hung himself (grisly shit). Irabu broke through into the MLB in 1997 when his contract was purchased by the San Diego Padres. After expressing his disinterest in playing with San Diego, the Padres organized a trade with the Yankees that sent Irabu to the Bronx. He earned World Series rings with the Yankees in both 1998 and 1999, but never lived up to the expectations of a demanding fan base and owner. In fact, George Steinbrenner famously dubbed him the “fat toad,” something that Yankees fans have laughed about ever since. The Yankees dealt him to the Expos following the 1999 season, where he spent two seasons, before finishing up his career in Texas. He retired from the MLB in 2002, and has lived a somewhat troubled life ever since. In 2008, Irabu was arrested in Japan for assaulting a bar manager after he reportedly consumed 20 beers and got angry. Then again, who doesn’t get a little riled up after 20 beers? Last year, he was arrested in Gardena, California for drunk driving. And today, it seems like the legend of Hideki Irabu came to a sad, grisly end. Rest in peace, Fat Toad…too soon?

UPDATE: The Yankees have confirmed Irabu’s death.

TBC Breaking News: Bye Bye Bradley

After a meeting today between U.S. Soccer President Sunil Gulati and U.S. Soccer CEO Dan Flynn at The Home Depot Center in Carson, California, it was announced by Gulati that U.S. Men’s National Team Coach Bob Bradley has been relieved of his duties. Said Gulati in a statement:

“We want to thank Bob Bradley for his service and dedication to U.S. Soccer during the past five years. During his time as the head coach of our Men’s National Team he led the team to a number of accomplishments, but we felt now was the right time for us to make a change. It is always hard to make these decisions, especially when it involves someone we respect as much as Bob. We wish him the best in his future endeavors.” Read more of this post

2nd and 10

The NFL free agency/trade/roster adjustment frenzy continues. Adam Schefter still hasn’t slept. Manish Mehta is now being followed by every Jets fan on Twitter. And Andrew Brandt still hasn’t gone back into hibernation (we’re over you, Andrew). Best of all, though? Barney is back with 10 quick points to recap and prognosticate on all of Wednesday’s NFL action, and tell you why he couldn’t be more excited about the upcoming season for a certain New York football team. Read more of this post

Photo/News of the Day

Not minutes ago, it was reported by multiple sources that New York Jets wide receiver Santonio Holmes (pictured celebrating at left) had signed a five-year deal with Gang Green worth a reported $10 million a year, with $24 million guaranteed. Keeping Holmes was the top priority for the Jets this offseason, as he was no dout the Jets top pass catcher last season. Even though he was suspended for the first four games of the 2010 campaign, Holmes still managed to rack up 746 yards on 52 receptions and six touchdowns. He also emerged as one of the most clutch Jet performers in recent memory, something that the Jets star-crossed fan base fell in love with. He made three huge plays in consecutive games in November, including catching a game-winning TD pass against the Houston Texans with no time left on the clock. He was also productive in the Jets playoff run, catching 6 balls for 127 yards and 2 touchdowns, including a spectacular catch against the Patriots in their AFC Divisional showdown. Now the Jets will focus their attention on luring prized free agent Nnamdi Asomugha to the Big Apple. It is reported that Asomugha would be willing to sign with the Jets for less money than he can get elsewhere, but Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum will have to use all his Jewish to be able to fit the league’s second best cornerback under the cap.

1st and 10

After 132 days, the NFL lockout is finally over. Everyone who thought that Sunday was about to officially become the worst day of the week can exhale. And in related news, Adam Schefter is beginning his 96-hour bender to make sure everyone stays informed of everything that is happening in the NFL world.  Here at the Bleacher Creatures, we have better things to do then deprive ourselves of sleep and BBM all day with our “sources”, but we still want to make sure all our dedicated readers stay informed of what exactly is transpiring in regards to free agency, trades, players being cut, and the like. Barney is here to give you 10 quick updates about all of today’s NFL action.  Read more of this post

TBC Breaking News: Lockout Lifted?

Not an hour ago NFL owners voted to approved the new Collective Bargaining Agreement with the NFL Players Association, putting the potential end to the 128 day labor struggle in the hands of the players. The owners voted 31-0, with only the Oakland Raiders abstaining. In related news, it remains to be seen whether Al Davis is still alive. Anyone? Nonetheless, it appears as though we are finally on the bring of having football again (and the country collectively exhales). The owners have notified the players that the deal is contingent on the players “recertifying” as a union, and resolving all union-related matters. Each of the 32 teams player representatives will be on a conference call with union officials and lawyers tonight at 8PM EST to decide whether or not to accept the agreement the owners have approved. They also will discuss how to go about reconstituting the player union, which was disbanded when the lockout began in March. All 1,900 players have to vote on the recertification issue, with a 51% majority needed to officially reconstitute the union. This is expected to be the biggest hurdle left in the process of having football return. If all goes according to plan, the new league year is expected to officially begin next Wednesday, with free agency starting on that day and training camp beginning on August 1st. The August 7th Hall of Fame game has already been cancelled, as both the Chicago Bears and St. Louis Rams simply do not have adequate time to prepare for the game. All other games are expected to be played, pending the issues with the players union being ironed out. As we here at the Creatures like to say, more to play…

Update (7:59PM): Sports Business Journal’s Liz Mullen just tweeted the following: “Breaking–NFLPA’s De Smith says Players did not agree to terms passed by NFL owners today, in letter Smith just sent to Players” WOW!

Update (8:15PM): The following is the email sent from NFLPA Executive Chairman DeMaurice Smith to the players: “As you know the Owners have ratified their proposal to settle our differences. It is my understanding they are forwarding it to us. As you may have heard, they apparently approved a suplemental revenue sharing proposal. Obviously, we have not been a part of those discussions. As you know from yesterday, issues that need to be collectively bargained remain open…Other issues such as workers compensation, economic issues and end of deal terms remain unsolved. There is no agreement between the NFL and the Players at this time. I look forward to our call tonight.”

Update (10:00PM): The players DID NOT vote on a deal tonight. The reason being the players felt as thought the owners were trying to slip things into the deal that they had not previously agreed upon. The celebratory mood that was a result of the owners ratifying the deal quickly turned into a more surreal mood when NFLPA Exec. Director DeMaurice Smith sent an email to players saying there was no agreement in place between the NFL and the players. Saints fullback Heath Evans tweeted: “Here is what the ‘Real’ fans need to know: The owners tried to slip many things in to the CBA “they” voted on that were NEVER agreed to!#PRPlay,” This is a sentiment shared by many players around the league. It will be interesting to see whether the players and owners can get past tonight’s issues and continue negotiating. If all the major players step up, it shouldn’t be hard to hammer out the remaining issues. But it may take a bit longer than many fans, players, and owners expected and wanted. The players are expected to vote on a deal on Friday, according to ESPN.com’s Chris Mortensen.

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