Intern Diaries: Weekend Warrior
July 19, 2011 Leave a Comment
Being an intern is like swimming in the Dead Sea: as hard as you try day after day, you just don’t do anything or get anywhere. But with years of interning experience under our collective belts, we here at the Creatures have picked up on some tricks of the trade.
There’s nothing quite like the weekend. It’s the two and a half day period of the week where you can forgot about all the shittiness that is your internship and just let loose. But as great as the weekend is, there’s no feeling as deflating as trudging back into your office the following Monday morning and facing that always inevitable question from your boss: how was your weekend?
Ja Rule got arrested yesterday for tax evasion. His multimillion dollar Borders Empire fell with him. Just kidding, your boy Ja doesn’t own a national book store chain, but that is the only thing less hood than getting busted for tax evasion.

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