If I’m the Tuna, I’m Staying At Bristol

So Bill Parcells is sitting in the comfy chair on the set of Countdown, and he gets a call from Arthur Blank. "Hey Bill, wanna run our crappy team for the next four years?". "Sure Art, why the hell not, I’ll head up a team that just lost its star QB and coach within a one week period!" "Sounds great!" Less than 24 hours later, Wayne Huizinga, owner of the Dolphins reaches out to the Tuna with a similar offer to run a 1-13 club. And he takes it? We at the Creatures are wondering what’s going through Parcell’s dome piece these days.